How to Live With a Neurotic DogStephen Baker1960

How To Live With a Neurotic Dog probes the depths of the canine psyche, with crucial insights into such burning issues as:
- The trauma of puppyhood (think about sharing one mother with a dozen nipping, squirming siblings)
- The dog's deep psychological need for food, shelter, and big-screen television
- The correct approach to obedience training (how your dog can get you to sit, stay, and come)
- The pressure of trying to live up to famous role models like Lassie, Snoopy, Superdog, and Rin-Tin-Tin
- Why your bed is the only place your dog can sleep peacefully
- Dining with the neurotic dog (remember, never criticize his table manner lest you spoil his appetite)
- Living happily with a dog and baby (tell baby it isn't nice to bite the dog)
- And much more!