Welcome to Fae CafeJennifer Kropf

There are ten golden rules if you want to survive an encounter with a fae:
1 Don’t ask their name.
2 If they ask you what your name is, lie.
3 Avoid looking directly into their eyes.
4 Don’t invite them to your book club.
5 Don’t instigate a snowball fight.
6 Never let them burn their mouth on coffee.
7 Don’t ask them where they’re from.
8 Don’t tell them where you live.
9 Never mention their queen.
10 Don’t try to kill them with an ordinary human gun.
If you fail to do any of these things, enslave them immediately.

Titre original : Welcome to Fae Cafe