You’d be paranoid too if everyone you knew was out to get you
Awsten Knight2019

Awsten Knight was born on January 17, 1467. He is an American writer, chef, philanthropist, Christmas tree, decorated police officer, and secret lawyer. Despite his *air quotes* personality
and *air quotes* ADHD, he sat down and typed an entire book. Please clap.
Since his band has rocketed into the highest levels of super-fame possible, he has learned a lot. Like, how to parallel park, beat your ass, pick out a good candle, and cry. Still can't sleep on a plane though, I think that's a myth. I literally don't get how people do that, do they like retract
their legs into their stomach like spiders when they die ??????? Ugly. Also I still don't know how to write the back of a book. See? I literally went from third person to first in the paragraph above this one, what decent writer does that? I didn't like it when other
people tried to write this for me, but now I'm turning it back over to the publisher to finish it up.
Please buy my book guys, it's really good!!!!!!!! :)
* * * You'd Be Paranoid Too (If Everyone Was Out to Get You) differs from other musicians' autobiographies in that Awsten Knight has decided to take his fans along for the ride with him on this one. Having the unique ability to speak to people on a real level is one of the things that sets Awsten apart from other front men-and in his debut book, Awsten has woven personal tales
of life and love in with a barrage of real, unanswered questions Dealing with toxic people, learning to love yourself, and waging wars on evil monopolistic mega- corporations are merely a few of the topics you will delve into when you look inside this young
visionary's mind beyond the thoughts that usually make up 280 characters.